Ikea Furniture

My Ikea furniture is all the same. It always breaks. Always.

You know back when they made stuff, you know, uh, like they used to?

Remember having a 40-year old phone, or a vacuum from the 70s? That shit was solid.

But nowadays, if a company manufactured an item that was still being used decades later the guy who built it would lose his job. It doesn't serve anybody's purpose to build something to last, folks.

Anybody, I guess, other than future generations and such...

But Ikea really ought to be commended for their ability to ensure that each and every lamp they design breaks after a certain amount of time. And those items that tend to last, like rugs and such, they start to look damn ugly after a few years too, fashion-wise. Those Ikea-bots sure make 'em to be trashed.

What do you do with a rug that is electric blue and green?