The Chimp-O-matic

Today, the The Chimp-O-matic provides this gem:

"Give me a chance to be your president and America will be safer and stronger and better.
--George w. Bush

Marquette, MI
07/13/2004

Remember Dan Quayle? He's got nothing on Geedub. It's not even close. Today saying "Dan Quayle sure was bad with words" has a satirical feel to it. It's quaint.

We should all be furious that those in power, sought to elect a man who is obviously not fit for office. Those who voted for him should realize they've been had. His presidency will be remembered for lowering the bar diplomatically, democratically and ethically. And they've done so with an arrogant chauvinism that is only matched by their worst enemies.

George W Bush

Found this quote from Bush:

Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to -- I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that.
--George w. Bush

This is from January 2001.

So forget that Bush was normal before 9/11. I've seen the video that shows Bush far more coherent when running for Governor, but perhaps he was still "doing the drugs" as the parents say these days.

This shows without a doubt that Bush was never, ever normal as President. He's been f-ed up for years, indeed.

George W Bush

Found this quote from Bush:

Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to -- I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that.
--George w. Bush

This is from January 2001.

So forget that Bush was normal before 9/11. I've seen the video that shows Bush far more coherent when running for Governor, but perhaps he was still "doing the drugs" as the parents say these days.

This shows without a doubt that Bush was never, ever normal as President. He's been f-ed up for years, indeed.